1) when your engaging in sexual relations and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur accomplice.
2) when you miss shots on objective when playing soccer.
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Durfing: what right?
A perspective and body that is incepted after a taxing evening of celebrating in which makes you lose all grip on reality and procastinate to your greatest capacity. Normal side influences are: Hands in pants for broadened measure of time, continous gas discharge, impulse to utilization of “sofa pizza”, refusal of changing your jeans you peed in hours prior, sensitivities to any light source, possessing a scent like a foot, upsett stomach, and Loose bowels.
What does “Durfing” mean?
Thing: a name for the hair that develops on the spoil.
The region between the scrotum see “nutsack” and the butt sphincter that forestalls one from shitting on his nuts.
The demonstration of Premarital dry bumping. This happens during the courting period for the LDS religion.
The demonstration, most commenly used by mormon young ladies, of dry humping through garments. Frequently joined by blue balls with respect to the fellow and a blameworthy concience in the piece of the young lady.
The demonstration of dry bumping while at the same time making out, generally between “ordinary mormons” in Provo, Utah. A normal hookup among mormon millenials includes making out and durfing aka “dick surfing” at a post spot, for example, the Y parking garage or Squaw Pinnacle.